Holding Down the Fort

Sometimes I have the naive thought that my children cannot possibly think of something new and wrong to do. Surely we have covered the bases such as: no writing on the wall, no biting, no pushing, no taking other people's toys, no jumping off the top bunk, no knocking dishes off the high chair and no disrespect to your elders, especially your parents. So tonight, when I walked into the bathroom and saw what Andrew had done while he was supposed to be asleep in his bed I knew there was another command to add: no throwing "pee-pee toilet paper" in wads on the wall. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.